New Poll: Should Zippy Be In Charge Of Transfers?

Following recent poll results showing that 75% of voters had grown disillusioned by Jenkins' unprofessional transfer dealings, a new alternative has been suggested. Zippy from Rainbow is currently available following an end to his successful TV career and has been nominated to take over the Chairman's reigns when it comes to the club's transfers.

Despite being clearly held back with a slight speech impediment and lack of business know-how, Zippy would appear an ideal man to have in charge of the club's push for fresh talent. His one major selling point over Jenkins would be the giant zip that covers his mouth, which Kenny Jackett and Swansea supporters could use to their benefit in order to keep him from spraying out transfer rumours that cause the club to miss out on top targets.